Noid's Rant Session 07

HOLY CRAPPING POOPS

2007-08-17T12:38:31Z

FORUM'S DEAD

Gragh

2007-08-10T19:14:14Z

I figure you can't have a LiveJournal without complaining every few posts or so since that's been the fad since conception, so here goes:

SUMMER'S ALMOST OVER AND THIS PASTY WHITE BOY HASN'T DONE ANYTHING BUT PLAY GUITAR HERO AND WATCH TV AND I'VE SEEN PEOPLE FROM SCHOOL OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL LIKE THREE TIMES AND I HAVEN'T EVEN GONE GOLFING TWICE THIS SUMMER AND THAT'S LIKE MY THING AND-

Anyways, blah.

woah, old

2007-08-06T14:51:01Z

Ten Top Trivia Tips about The Noid!

You should always store The Noid in an airtight container in the fridge.
The Noid was declared extinct in 1902.
The Noid can be seen from space!
The Noid will often glow under UV light.
The Noid can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders!
It takes forty minutes to hard-boil The Noid.
The The Noid-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand The Noid-fights take place there every day.
If you cut The Noid in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have!
The Noid can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
Tradition allows women to propose to The Noid only during leap years.

Prooty cool. Found it on one of Ace's oldest posts ever.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Alberto!

While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Alberto!
If you chew gum while peeling Alberto then it will stop you from crying.
Alberto can not regurgitate!
Peanuts and Alberto are beans.
Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Alberto is near.
You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Alberto to reach the earth's core!
Women shoplift four times more frequently than Alberto.
During severe windstorms, Alberto may sway several feet to either side.
The porpoise is second to Alberto as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
Albertoolatry is the mindless worship of Alberto!

The only thing false is the last one. Albertism is the mindless worship of Alberto.

IN MEMORIAM

2007-08-06T13:48:47Z

1889 - 2007

'k 'k

2007-08-04T16:20:20Z

Deleted all the old entries 'cept for the one that explains my identity, I guess. So now my LJ at least PRETENDS to be sparkly and new.

Also, uploaded some new images. Dwight's my homie.

WTF

2007-08-03T21:23:38Z

I didn't realize I still had this thing at all. Or maybe I did realize it and I forgot I forgot the password which apparently didn't happen because I'm posting.

Long story short I'll use this thing once a month for five months and forget about it again.

HAIL FIRMGRIP

TO EVERYONE RUTHBERT BE FRIENDING

2006-09-05T15:27:17Z

Ruthbert = Noid. Shocking, isn't it?

well, really not so. Due to my DWIGHT and all.