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Noid's Rant Session 07
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10 August 2007 @ 03:11 pm
I figure you can't have a LiveJournal without complaining every few posts or so since that's been the fad since conception, so here goes:
SUMMER'S ALMOST OVER AND THIS PASTY WHITE BOY HASN'T DONE ANYTHING BUT PLAY GUITAR HERO AND WATCH TV AND I'VE SEEN PEOPLE FROM SCHOOL OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL LIKE THREE TIMES AND I HAVEN'T EVEN GONE GOLFING TWICE THIS SUMMER AND THAT'S LIKE MY THING AND-
Anyways, blah.
SUMMER'S ALMOST OVER AND THIS PASTY WHITE BOY HASN'T DONE ANYTHING BUT PLAY GUITAR HERO AND WATCH TV AND I'VE SEEN PEOPLE FROM SCHOOL OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL LIKE THREE TIMES AND I HAVEN'T EVEN GONE GOLFING TWICE THIS SUMMER AND THAT'S LIKE MY THING AND-
Anyways, blah.
Sittin Down At: Blorch!
Feeling: Blech?
Playing in the background: I have every song from the 80's stuck in my head
06 August 2007 @ 10:50 am
Ten Top Trivia Tips about The Noid!
- You should always store The Noid in an airtight container in the fridge.
- The Noid was declared extinct in 1902.
- The Noid can be seen from space!
- The Noid will often glow under UV light.
- The Noid can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders!
- It takes forty minutes to hard-boil The Noid.
- The The Noid-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand The Noid-fights take place there every day.
- If you cut The Noid in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have!
- The Noid can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
- Tradition allows women to propose to The Noid only during leap years.
Prooty cool. Found it on one of Ace's oldest posts ever.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Alberto!
- While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Alberto!
- If you chew gum while peeling Alberto then it will stop you from crying.
- Alberto can not regurgitate!
- Peanuts and Alberto are beans.
- Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Alberto is near.
- You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Alberto to reach the earth's core!
- Women shoplift four times more frequently than Alberto.
- During severe windstorms, Alberto may sway several feet to either side.
- The porpoise is second to Alberto as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
- Albertoolatry is the mindless worship of Alberto!
The only thing false is the last one. Albertism is the mindless worship of Alberto.
04 August 2007 @ 12:17 pm
Deleted all the old entries 'cept for the one that explains my identity, I guess. So now my LJ at least PRETENDS to be sparkly and new.
Also, uploaded some new images. Dwight's my homie.
Also, uploaded some new images. Dwight's my homie.
03 August 2007 @ 05:19 pm
I didn't realize I still had this thing at all. Or maybe I did realize it and I forgot I forgot the password which apparently didn't happen because I'm posting.
Long story short I'll use this thing once a month for five months and forget about it again.
HAIL FIRMGRIP
Long story short I'll use this thing once a month for five months and forget about it again.
HAIL FIRMGRIP
Sittin Down At: computer
Feeling: 
nostalgic
nostalgicPlaying in the background: King of Queens is in the background.
05 September 2006 @ 11:26 am
Ruthbert = Noid. Shocking, isn't it?
well, really not so. Due to my DWIGHT and all.
well, really not so. Due to my DWIGHT and all.